I Like Hats

I have bought three hats in 4 months, thanks to Bernie Utz. I suppose I can't blame the store for selling them to me, though, can I?

I got a nice brown Trilby, but eventually decided it was too small.
I went back next to buy an Ivy League cap, from Gruppo Doria (Borsalino). This time, it was a bit larger than I need.
A few weeks ago, I got a beautiful black fedora (Bailey's Tino) and it's a perfect fit.

So I figure that now I know how to get one the correct size, I should replace all the old hats that I don't wear.

I'm sure BU would sell me five or six more hats, if I ask them nicely.